Dawn  Dawn's Bio: Occupation: Behavioral Modification Specialist, aka Bouncer Age: Prime Height: 5'7" Weight: 155 lbs. Current Location:Free Lancing at the moment (Please contact administration if you need/want my services) I was born and raised here in Portland. I have raised five sons so I am instinctively bossy and nosey. Good qualities for a bouncer. A few years ago I was hired by Justin Norton, of Dante's fame. He requested that I come work for him because I was able to talk to people. Since then, I have worked all over the Portland/Metro area (Kell's, Dante's, BoomBoom Room, Devil's Point, Berbati's, The Vue) and worked with some extraordinary people. In my experience, men are much easier to handle than women. I rarely have to wrestle a man out of the bar. Usually, all I have to do is put my tits on them and whisper in their ear. Women...they look at me as a challenge so it usually ends up that I have to pick them up, kicking and screaming, and carry them out of the bar. Jesus, ladies: Try to maintain some dignity. I decided to start charging for the special services commonly requested by the bar customers. See fee schedule below: • Arm-Wrestle - $100
(This is not a bet. It's a fee) • Flex - $20
(You'd be surprised how often I get paid here) • Throw Buddy Out of the Bar = $100
(Drawing blood is an additional $50) • Headlock Buddy - $75
("Choking Out" is an additional $50) • Feel My Arm - You don't have enough money, so don't ask If you see me downtown, please feel free to say, "Hello"; however, do not say anything like, "You are the hottest bouncer I have ever seen", as this isn't really a compliment to me. Have you seen my colleagues? Lawd have mercy! ~ Ciao | 
