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strip club tips via your lovely talia
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| Written by Talia |
| so these may or may not apply to you and the clubs you frequent but just a few things i thought i'd throw out there :)
1. smell good! i like that and want to get closer to smell your deliciousness.
2. if you're not alone at the rack and wish to tip a 5 or more, do it in ones! it will explain to other customers why they're not getting all the attention that you are, i'll love you because you're encouraging more tips from other customers, and sometimes i just don't notice it before it gets knocked off the rack.
3. you're more likely to get effort towards a dazzling show if you tip more than a buck. stingy tip, stingy show.
4. if you don't want a private dance, instead of saying you don't wanna spend that much which makes you look cheap, say not right now, no thank you, or i'll think about it... something other than i'm broke.
5. always always always be a gentleman. thank your ladies for the show, and clap! we like to know that you enjoyed it!
6. this is common sense for most people, but do not tip change. that's just asking for an ass whoopin from the bouncer...
7. if you're watching the show, tip. doesn't matter where you're at... if you're watching, tip. all you're gonna do if you don't is irritate the ladies, and you're quite likely to be asked to leave.
8. if your girlfriend doesn't want to be there, don't bring her. it will make your experience way more memorable and your girl won't be sitting there completely uncomfortable while you check out someone else's pussy. sometimes it takes the right girls at the right club, but if she's not happy and enjoying herself, that's just not cool for anyone. it's never fun to have a bitch sitting at the rack and scowling at the dancer!
so there you have it! just a couple little tips, love your favorite pdx lady. as i think of more, i'll post more, and feel free to ad your own with a comment!
hope everyone's fantastic and staying warm :)
xoxo
talia |
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