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my neighbor jaezus
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| Written by Talia |
| so i have this awesome neighbor, jae, and i decided he's SO COOL that he deserved a blog all about him. so he doesn't have a car because he crashed it going 110 around an on ramp, and it was awesome. he made a chick squirt the other night and he's uber stoked about it. he's currently single so if you're single, female, 420 friendly, and ready to bone he's ready for you! he comes full of surprises and he's exceptionally good looking ;)
alright so on my side of the universe... my car works again, turns out i'm an idiot, my floor mat was blocking me from pushing my clutch down all the way and that's why my car wouldn't start. i don't know if that makes me blonde, but i mean how was i to know that my floor mat would do that? yeah... i'm thinking i'm okay with that one cuz when jae looked at it he didn't even think about it. who would?
oh and i went shopping today! got a way sexy new outfit, feel free to come give it a look :)
xoxo
talia mcsexypants |
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