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Funny Story from this weekend
Written by Haven

Had a pretty funny weekend and thought I should let you guys in on it..... So i was up in Tacoma modeling for a car show that turned out really great. I had a ton of fun, just as i expected. Then I went to a house party that a friend of mine was throwing up there... everything was fine, we were outside having a cigarette (like 5 of us) and this old black woman comes walking up to the fence. My friend Garrett says hi, and asks her name, and she says "i'm black pearl, what's your name?"...  I'm already laughing, but of course Garrett being drunk made it even better... he replys "I'm 'lil Cash". Where he got that from i will never know...

So this lady is obviously an older gangster lady, and she starts telling "lil cash" that she needs to find some "BuBu" (apparently a drug reference i've never heard). Then she starts saying "well i'm black pearl, and i'm looking for some vanilla sugar... what'chu gonna do?" to Garrett.... I'm laughing to hard, almost peeing my pants on the lawn... This 50+ year old black woman is trying to get a peice of ass from my 21 year old friend...

Wow, apparently i dont get out enough because that whole situation made my entire weekend.... "Lil Cash and Black Pearl"....  LOL.                                                          XOXO, Haven

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