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Prank
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| Written by Arni |
| There's some guy that calls Kennedy's shop on a regular basis asking stupid questions, evidently this has gone on for several years...he never comes in, just asks the same dumb ass questions and it sounds like he's jerking off...he probably thinks of it as a free phone sex line. So Kennedy asked me to play a little joke on him tonight and talk to him. So I answered the phone and asked him if he would like one of my special shows...silence on his end... (probably due to my male voice)...I kept going, (my name was Theresa) next I told him to bring in whatever he wanted; giant black fist, tire iron, spatula. Then I said "whatever you want baby, fuck my ass!! But please, if you go for the spatula, pick out a solid metal one because last time some guy brought in a two piece spatula, you know the ones with a long metal handle and big plastic end, well it came apart and the big plastic end got stuck in my ass, it took forever to get out of my butt!!" I think I scared him away because he hung up, But if he finally does come in, be careful, that's one sick fuck who likes man ladies named Theresa with a tire iron!! |
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