Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics:
1. Weightlifting commentator: This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.
2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
4. Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.
5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.
6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesnt like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isnt that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.
8. Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. Its like theyve got eleven Dicks on the field.
9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?
Cricket is working sunday at DP not me. I know a lot of you have been wanting to see me and I'm sorry all I can say is I don't make the schedule and there's nothing I can do to change the fact that I
I cant wait to get to work tonight so much sexual energy! I'm hoping there will be a hot older man to keep me going all night! I'll be at Magic Garden I love that its small and mellow and I dont get
To want me TONIGHT!! I'm in a naughty mood & I'm sure you are also. So come into Lucky Devil Lounge tonight and let's have some major fun. Whatya think?
Be there from 9:00- 2:30.
XOXO
Sophia
